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Another thread from ket.. to do with farts.

Postby ket on 31 Jan 2009 19:03

We like our own brand, disgusting as it may sound, but true :d We also have our... "enemies" within the workplace, family we don't really like, and so on. So this thread is dedicated to "those people", and where you leave your farts in waiting for them to get a whiff of :ymdevil:
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Re: Another thread from ket.. to do with farts.

Postby audioave10 on 01 Feb 2009 02:45

I am happy to report that I have no expertive in this thread subject.
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Re: Another thread from ket.. to do with farts.

Postby jamie1992 on 01 Feb 2009 02:53

Heh, when people are in the bathroom, they lock the door, and early in the morning, i have a Big ass one brewing, so i wait a good while, and then let it go infront of the door as im about to walk downstairs, the smile i get when my mum/dad open the door and you hear one of those few phrases.

"Jesus Christ"

"You smelly bastard"

"Oh my god what you been eating"

etc etc, ah good times. :)

Anyway, i thought my mind played me up alot, Daves is making him think of farts....strange, i think im being a hypocritical considering my above post. :P
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Re: Another thread from ket.. to do with farts.

Postby ket on 01 Feb 2009 14:01

lol my mind is a bit unstable, to say the least :p My farting strategy is twofold, firstly I let the fart brew for as long as possible, then whoever I decide is deserving of my "gift", I strategically leave "placed" for them heheheh.
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Re: Another thread from ket.. to do with farts.

Postby rockingmtranch on 02 Feb 2009 18:02

Careful planning before farting? Hmmm....sounds premeditated. Let us say, after one such careful plan, a person stumbles into "the gift" and, temporarily blinded of all senses, turns and stumbles away from said "gift" area and in doing so, stubbs a big toe on a heavy coffee table. Could be grounds for a suit (ok...law class is kicking in here). :))
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Re: Another thread from ket.. to do with farts.

Postby ket on 02 Feb 2009 20:09

"I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything." :p
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Re: Another thread from ket.. to do with farts.

Postby VINTAR on 03 Feb 2009 11:25

OMG, who`d a thought that someone would start a thread about farting =))

Reminds me of the ol joke "Save gas, fart in a jar"

I must admit to being a gassy person myself, not that this is anything to boast about
But seeing as we are on the subject, hey, I fart alot, there, I said it. :D

Hi my name is Brad and I`m a fartaholic

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Re: Another thread from ket.. to do with farts.

Postby busetibi on 03 Feb 2009 12:32

sif I'll give you a hug, farty, I can smell you from here :vom:
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Re: Another thread from ket.. to do with farts.

Postby ket on 03 Feb 2009 14:10

Perhaps this thread should be renamed fartaholics anonymous? :p
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Re: Another thread from ket.. to do with farts.

Postby audioave10 on 03 Feb 2009 17:24

I don't think so...Ket...nobody wants to CURE themselves. Besides,
if you stopped doing it, by the time you reached my age...you would
EXPLODE! :fart:
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Re: Another thread from ket.. to do with farts.

Postby ket on 03 Feb 2009 18:03

Not cure ourselves, fartaholics anonymous would be the farty ones bringing the victims in, help and support for them, not us :p
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