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Re: Jokes are us

Postby rockingmtranch on 18 Aug 2015 02:11

A guy was visiting his Mother and ran short on money. She loaned him $100. A few weeks after he was home he sent his Mom a short letter and enclosed $10. This went on every few weeks until he finally sent a final letter with his final payment of the loan. A week later his Mother wrote back and enclosed was another $100. :)) :-bd
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Re: Jokes are us

Postby Nightwatch on 22 Aug 2015 15:36

Great one! :-bd
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Re: Jokes are us

Postby rockingmtranch on 22 Feb 2016 15:46

A mother pigeon was telling her young son where they were going to fly. "But mom, I can't fly that far." "Don't worry" she said, "I have a string I can tie to my foot and to yours." "You'll be fine." He started crying. "What are you crying about?" He said, "I don't want to be pigeon towed!"
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Re: Jokes are us

Postby Nightwatch on 23 Feb 2016 09:30

rockingmtranch wrote:A mother pigeon was telling her young son where they were going to fly. "But mom, I can't fly that far." "Don't worry" she said, "I have a string I can tie to my foot and to yours." "You'll be fine." He started crying. "What are you crying about?" He said, "I don't want to be pigeon towed!"

Good one! :D
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