by DARK TEMPLAR on 04 Feb 2011 20:28
A trout is swimming in the river, suddenly he notices a fly overhead, he thinks to himself *Now if the fly descended a bit, I could jump and have a easy meal*.
On the riverbank there is a bear, he sees the situation *If only the fly descended a bit, the fish would jump and I'd have the juicy fish between my jaws*
In the woods next to the river a hunter waits in the bushes, assesses the situation *Right, the fly descends, the fish jumps, the bear swipes and I'd get a clear shot at his head*
Behind the hunter there is a mouse, watering his mouth over a piece of sandwich sticking out of the hunters jacket *So, the fly descends, the fish jumps, the bear swipes, the hunter shoots and the sandwich would fall out of his pocket*
A bit further away there is a cat, she sees the situation, asseses it* Right, the fly, the fish, the bear, the hunter, the mouse, that would be an easy bite*
And it happenes, the fly descends, the fish jumps, the bear swipes the fish and gets shot by the hunter, the mouse gets the sandwich which has fallen out of the pocket and the cat jumps but miscalculates and misses the mouse, landing into the river.
The moral of the story, in order to get the kitty wet, you need a long forplay.
On a similar note. Whats the difference between a woman and a guitar? Both are held by the neck and played over the hole.
Not the nicest one's but yeah.
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