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What the F***?

Postby MeanderingBeing on 07 Apr 2010 05:58

11:49 PM - MeanderingBeing: I am the great destroyer
11:49 PM - MeanderingBeing: off to destroy some tobacco...
11:49 PM - MeanderingBeing: and I am taking a haitus from my quitting
11:49 PM - Steelhawk: Ey! You said you was stopping nigga!
11:49 PM - MeanderingBeing: for the sake of art
11:49 PM - Steelhawk: Haitus?
11:50 PM - MeanderingBeing: ...vacation?
11:50 PM - Steelhawk: Break?
11:50 PM - MeanderingBeing: I'm off to smoke a joint and cig
11:50 PM - MeanderingBeing: yes
11:50 PM - Steelhawk: Really?
11:50 PM - MeanderingBeing: and ingest some massive asprin
11:50 PM - MeanderingBeing: because I have a headache from hell
11:50 PM - MeanderingBeing: and smoking will only make it worse
11:50 PM - MeanderingBeing: but I need to be really high for this shit
11:51 PM - MeanderingBeing: and its been bugging me all day
11:51 PM - Steelhawk: Ugh.
11:51 PM - MeanderingBeing: I NEED to draw this picture
11:51 PM - MeanderingBeing: It's important
11:51 PM - MeanderingBeing: I don't know WHY its important
11:51 PM - MeanderingBeing: but my subconsious is telling me that it is... so I am not about to not listen
11:51 PM - MeanderingBeing: to my own inener self
11:52 PM - MeanderingBeing: so I need to connect
11:52 PM - MeanderingBeing: Tune in, Turn on, Drop out
11:52 PM - Steelhawk: Alrighty then.
11:53 PM - MeanderingBeing: ....sorry
11:53 PM - MeanderingBeing: I'm not right today
11:53 PM - MeanderingBeing: more like left
11:53 PM - MeanderingBeing: and a half
11:53 PM - Steelhawk: And then a bit Diagonal?
11:53 PM - MeanderingBeing: no
11:53 PM - MeanderingBeing: still lateral
11:53 PM - Steelhawk: No even a bit Vertical?
11:54 PM - MeanderingBeing: not parallel or perpindicular mind you
11:54 PM - MeanderingBeing: just lateral on the left and a half
11:54 PM - MeanderingBeing: ...even though lateral and parallel are kinda the same thing
11:54 PM - MeanderingBeing: but I am not parallel!
11:54 PM - MeanderingBeing: ?
11:54 PM - MeanderingBeing: and I am not vertical
11:55 PM - MeanderingBeing: nor horizontal
11:55 PM - MeanderingBeing: I exist in the 6th dimension you see... beyond space and time
11:55 PM - MeanderingBeing: Wow... and I'm not even high yet!
11:55 PM - MeanderingBeing: :P
11:55 PM - Steelhawk: Whatever you're smoking Ehyo pass that shit!
11:56 PM - MeanderingBeing: Psilocybin Cubensis?
11:56 PM - Steelhawk: Sticky?
11:56 PM - MeanderingBeing: Monkey?
11:56 PM - Steelhawk: Sticky Monkey.
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Re: What the F***?

Postby Balious on 07 Apr 2010 13:18

And heres me thinking Jamie and Grunt themselves were weird enough on one to one conversations. But that conversation between you and Jamie was great and weird to me at the same time :D
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Re: What the F***?

Postby ket on 11 Apr 2010 22:46

If you think thats odd you should see what me and jamie talk about :p
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Re: What the F***?

Postby Balious on 14 Apr 2010 19:16

Im guessing this could be a thread where we all place our weirdish conversations? If thats the case I be here all day if I copy and pasted my conversations...


19:07 - ¦CC¦ Balious: its arma 2
19:07 - ¦CC¦ Balious: causing your net to die
19:08 - ¦CC¦ Balious: too much addiction
19:08 - -=Grunt=-: nuu
19:09 - ¦CC¦ Balious: i told you
19:09 - ¦CC¦ Balious: arma 2 is causing your problem :O
19:09 - -=Grunt=-: :F
19:09 - -=Grunt=-: nu
19:09 - ¦CC¦ Balious: can you get on youtube yet? :o
19:10 - ¦CC¦ Balious: our failure needs to be watched xD
19:10 - -=Grunt=-: my connection was fine... until i closed WoW n wanted to play ArmA 2...
19:10 - ¦CC¦ Balious: exactly
19:10 - ¦CC¦ Balious: your addiction is the cause
19:10 - -=Grunt=-: evil WoW
19:10 - -=Grunt=-: :F
19:10 - ¦CC¦ Balious: nonononononono
19:10 - ¦CC¦ Balious: evil ArmA 2
19:11 - -=Grunt=-: nonononononono
19:11 - -=Grunt=-: evil WoW
19:11 - ¦CC¦ Balious: i give you cake if you say arma 2 is evil?
19:11 - -=Grunt=-: evil... arma 1!
19:12 - ¦CC¦ Balious: you really are insane
19:12 - ¦CC¦ Balious: but you dont get the cake
19:13 - -=Grunt=-: :(

Grunt as crazy as he is. As he can make me go insane. My day doesn't get as its normal boring because he tries his best everyday to make me go insane :D I am afraid to say though they work :mozilla_frown:
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Re: What the F***?

Postby ket on 22 Apr 2010 00:42

The only thing that makes me go insane is women. Portia is really cool though. She likes football! Shes hot too, that helps somewhat as well :d
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Re: What the F***?

Postby rockingmtranch on 22 Apr 2010 14:48

Portia De Rossi? SMMMMOKIN'!!!! When she smiles, her face lights up the room B-)
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Re: What the F***?

Postby ket on 22 Apr 2010 18:08

lol no just a girl I know called Portia, who is equally as hot IMO nad not full of botox :p
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Re: What the F***?

Postby MeanderingBeing on 21 May 2010 12:20

I got by "IhatePRESTIGE! now on steam... because... it's the truth.
Anyways, Enjoy some more insanity! :)


12:49 AM - IhatePRESTIGE!: lol, well mate, imma run off to the store real quick like
12:49 AM - Siro_Dracosin: Imma sleepz.
12:49 AM - Siro_Dracosin: BYEZ!
12:49 AM - Siro_Dracosin: PLABS.
12:50 AM - IhatePRESTIGE!: Peace, comrade! :P
12:50 AM - Siro_Dracosin: Peace Love And Butt Sechs.
12:50 AM - IhatePRESTIGE!: Vagina Sexs
12:50 AM - Siro_Dracosin: NEIN!
12:50 AM - Siro_Dracosin: DAS HARDEKOREN DEUTSCHE SCHEISSE SECHS!
12:50 AM - IhatePRESTIGE!: lol
12:50 AM - IhatePRESTIGE!: no scat porn for you
12:50 AM - Siro_Dracosin: ...wow...that's quite heavy, what I just wrote. O_O
12:51 AM - Siro_Dracosin: Pictured it.
12:51 AM - Siro_Dracosin: Shit-sex...
12:51 AM - Siro_Dracosin: Not scat-porn...
12:51 AM - Siro_Dracosin: Shit-sex.
12:51 AM - IhatePRESTIGE!: lol picture Cartman;s mom doing that :P
12:51 AM - Siro_Dracosin: My God.
12:51 AM - IhatePRESTIGE!: Scat porn IS shit sex
12:51 AM - Siro_Dracosin: No, that's FAR different from Shit-sex.
12:51 AM - IhatePRESTIGE!: at least here in the US is
12:51 AM - Siro_Dracosin: I KNOW WHAT SCAT- PORN IS!
12:51 AM - Siro_Dracosin: Shit-sex is not someone being pood on...
12:52 AM - Siro_Dracosin: It's SEX with SHIT coming out while INSIDE that orifice.
12:52 AM - IhatePRESTIGE!: oh, you're talking about copraphilia
12:52 AM - Siro_Dracosin: AW GOD YOU GOT ME DESCRIBING IT!
12:52 AM - IhatePRESTIGE!: Eeewwwwwww
12:52 AM - Siro_Dracosin: YOU BASTARD!
12:52 AM - IhatePRESTIGE!: :)
12:52 AM - Siro_Dracosin: BYE!
12:52 AM - IhatePRESTIGE!: Have fun dreaming about copraphilia!
12:52 AM - IhatePRESTIGE!: bwahahahaahahahahahahhahaha
12:52 AM - Siro_Dracosin: BLOW MY AK!
12:52 AM - IhatePRESTIGE!: will do
Siro_Dracosin is now Offline.
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Re: What the F***?

Postby MeanderingBeing on 04 Jun 2010 10:47

10:49 PM - - ? Steelhawk ? -: >:D
10:49 PM - Siro_Dracosin: So Jamie, what you doing now?
10:50 PM - - ? Steelhawk ? -: Downloading Max 8.
10:50 PM - - ? Steelhawk ? -: Talking to seth.
10:50 PM - MeanderingBeing: We're talking about vaginas and goth porn :D
10:50 PM - Siro_Dracosin: Jamie..
10:50 PM - Siro_Dracosin: When we get...oooh.
10:50 PM - - ? Steelhawk ? -: Fml. ¬_¬
10:50 PM - Siro_Dracosin: goths are pretty as long as they have no emo influence.
10:50 PM - MeanderingBeing: nice siro, nice....
10:50 PM - - ? Steelhawk ? -: ANYWAY!
10:50 PM - Siro_Dracosin: What?
10:50 PM - - ? Steelhawk ? -: Back to point.
10:51 PM - - ? Steelhawk ? -: Seth.
10:51 PM - Siro_Dracosin: Goth porn is nice with vaginas.
10:51 PM - - ? Steelhawk ? -: Type again.
10:51 PM - - ? Steelhawk ? -: Imma.....
10:51 PM - MeanderingBeing: Leave it to seth to derail a topic
10:51 PM - - ? Steelhawk ? -: Ugh.
10:51 PM - Siro_Dracosin: Okay...Jamie.

MEANWHILE: Silverpower was being eerily quiet...
Later:
11:51 PM - Siro_Dracosin: Gimme a sec to open the file I need.
11:52 PM - MeanderingBeing: GSC is one giant vagina
11:52 PM - Siro_Dracosin: And open another beer.
11:52 PM - MeanderingBeing: that seriously needs a good douching,,,
11:52 PM - Siro_Dracosin: And just one millisecond to think about cleavage and vagines...
11:52 PM - silverpower: BOYS.
11:52 PM - MeanderingBeing: oooooh smelly
11:52 PM - MeanderingBeing: sorry silver
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Re: What the F***?

Postby jamie1992 on 04 Jun 2010 15:00

I really don't remember this. O_O
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Re: What the F***?

Postby Balious on 05 Jun 2010 01:00

Thats why I normally take part of the conversations Jamie as I normally end up remembering the things you need to remember :D
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