Alright. Really. Fuck everything and everyone.
Today my legitimate copy of windows that I have owned for almost 5 years now was "deactivated" by MicroCock. Apparently I was running a pirated copy of shitty Windows XP Media Center Edition x32 that doesn't let me run half of my fucking games because it is so FUBAR. Apparently I didn't spend the 100+ dollars on the damn program when I bought my computer all those years ago. (Mind you, this is on the same computer that was dropped by the postman and had to rebuild, and never got around to putting a newer x64 OEM on.) Called tech support to be told that they will not re-activate my version of windows as they cannot prove that I DID NOT pirate the copy. (Guilty until proven innocent, anyone?) I told them I had their stupid certificate of authenticity plastered on the side of my new case, and that was proof enough. According to them, those don't mean jack shit. I then proceeded to tell them that I will start pirating their products from this point forward, encourage a great many people to follow suit, and MicroCock can shove its monopoly right up their loose anus.
If it weren't for that wonderful little fact that only a small fraction of games can be played on a linux box, I would have switched over to linux the FIRST time MicroCock fucked me over. (My XBox exploded and caught fire back in '04... I called them to complain about the fire it started... They sent me a NEW FUCKING POWER CHORD with a little letter saying that they have discovered a defect with the power unit that causes the xbox to *surprise, surprise* explode and ignite. They never addressed the fact that my xbox had ALREADY exploded, or the fact that I had a hole in my entertainment center... But sending me a power chord makes everything alright. Yes it does!)
I have an idea. Let's get MicroCock's programmers and CEOs to stop hiding behind their army of middle-eastern customer service reps, and let every single person who has ever been pissed off at MicroCock to backhand them across the face.
EDIT: Oh yeah, now I am running on a pirated copy of x64. They will never get my money again.