by rockingmtranch on 04 Dec 2011 16:12
One misty Scottish morn a man was driving through the hills to
Inverness. Suddenly out of the mist, a huge red-haired highlander
steps into the middle of the road. The man is about six foot
seven and built like a tank. He has a huge red beard and despite
the gale force wind and freezing temperatures, is wearing only
his kilt and his tweed shirt.
At the roadside there also stands a young women. She is
absolutely beautiful, slim, shapely, fair complexion ... heart
stopping. The car driver's attention is dragged from the girl
when the highlander opens his car door and drags him from the
seat onto the road.
"Right, you" he shouts, "I want you to masturbate"
"but ... " stammers the driver
"Now ... or I'll bloody kill you"
So the driver turns his back on the girl, drops his trousers and
starts to masturbate. Thinking of the girl on the roadside, this
only takes a few seconds.
"Right" shouts the highlander "Do it again!"
"but ... " says the driver.
"Now!! ... " he bellows.
So the driver does it again.
"Right, do it again" demands the highlander.
This goes on for nearly two hours. The driver has cramps in both
arms, he has rubbed himself raw, and despite the mist and wind,
has collapsed in a sweating jibbering heap on the ground, unable
to walk.
"Do it again" says the highlander.
"I just can't do it any more - you'll just have to kill me,"
whimpers the man.
The highlander looks down at the pathetic heap slumped on the
roadside.
"All right," he says, "can you give my daughter a lift to
Inverness?"
LINUX! Don't fight it. You will be assimilated!
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Gulf War Vet--2nd Squadron, 2nd ACR, Fort Polk, LA